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A friend of mine works in a school, and he’s taking a group of 14-year-olds on an exchange trip to a city in Brittany next year.
1 month ago
We had a great barbecue in a Hertfordshire village
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Did you hear about Superman exposing himself in South Africa?
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Strewth, Bruce! The Sydney theatre festival has been cancelled!
2 months ago
I paid for both my parents to holiday on a Portuguese island.
4 months ago
I went to see the new Woody Allen film in Cornwall last week.
4 months ago
My robot wife has gone to the Carribbean.
4 months ago
My wife has been involved in a pagan ceremony near Chepstow, something to do with human sacrifices.
5 months ago
While visiting a Caribbean country, I tried a given an usual plant-based hot drink.
5 months ago
My sister took me to a lovely park in the middle of Plymouth
5 months ago
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